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And officially the first thing I post on this website since 2009. Probably the last until 2013.

Ahh, looking back at my old movies. The nostalgia. The self-loathing ;)

My movies cause embarrassment inside me now (bowel movements likewise), even when nobody is around to watch.

Now I'm not the nerd I used to be on Newgrounds. I shred electric guitar nowadays, and am in college. Probably not studying as much as I can. Kicks fuckin' ass.

I also live in Beverly Hills in a mansion full of Playboy Playmates to whom I make love to every day.

It's still nice to log on every now and again. I feel like a veteran... who did nothing in war except put whoopie cushions on the drill Sergent's office chair for shits n' giggles.

Sooooooo, what's changed in the NG community?

Recent Game Medals

Wit 5 5 Points have wit of 5 Medal Stats.
Charisma 5 5 Points have charisma of 5 Medal Stats.
Humour 5 5 Points have humour of 5 Medal Stats.
Research 5 5 Points have research of 5 Medal Stats.
Vocab 5 5 Points have vocabulary of 5 Medal Stats.
Beginneth Thy Journey 5 Points enter your name Medal Stats.
Ultra Brains on Medium Board 25 Points Solve a puzzle on a medium board in less than 15 seconds. Medal Stats.
Fast Brains on Medium Board 10 Points Solve a puzzle on a small board in less than 5 seconds. Medal Stats.
Jump on 100 enemies 25 Points Jump on 100 enemies Medal Stats.
I can double jump 10 Points I can double jump Medal Stats.

Total Medals Earned: 64 (From 19 different games.)