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And officially the first thing I post on this website since 2009. Probably the last until 2013.

Ahh, looking back at my old movies. The nostalgia. The self-loathing ;)

My movies cause embarrassment inside me now (bowel movements likewise), even when nobody is around to watch.

Now I'm not the nerd I used to be on Newgrounds. I shred electric guitar nowadays, and am in college. Probably not studying as much as I can. Kicks fuckin' ass.

I also live in Beverly Hills in a mansion full of Playboy Playmates to whom I make love to every day.

It's still nice to log on every now and again. I feel like a veteran... who did nothing in war except put whoopie cushions on the drill Sergent's office chair for shits n' giggles.

Sooooooo, what's changed in the NG community?

Recent Game Medals

Ultra Brains on Medium Board 25 Points Solve a puzzle on a medium board in less than 15 seconds. Medal Stats.
Fast Brains on Medium Board 10 Points Solve a puzzle on a small board in less than 5 seconds. Medal Stats.
Jump on 100 enemies 25 Points Jump on 100 enemies Medal Stats.
I can double jump 10 Points I can double jump Medal Stats.
Jump on 50 enemies 10 Points Jump on 50 enemies Medal Stats.
Jump on 10 enemies 5 Points Jump on 10 enemies Medal Stats.
First kill 5 Points first Kill Medal Stats.
Die 100 Deaths 5 Points Die 100 times (in a single game) Medal Stats.
30 Down... 10 Points Complete 30 rooms Medal Stats.
U032 5 Points UPGRADE 32 Medal Stats.

Total Medals Earned: 58 (From 18 different games.)